Jetlagged but mostly back. Sleepless and jetted back. Lagglejetted and in the sack.
Over the weekend, I met up with Dr Unecessary and received a healthy dose of "Dr Unnecessary's patent revitalizing tonic". A heady brew, not for the faint hearted. He has cast me in the role of champion of Art against the Machine. I can only thank him for his faith and hope that I justify it in some small way.
His new career as backstage cameraman to the stars is continuing well. Ozzie, the new $20 million star of the "Osbornes", was captured by the Unnecessary camera last year. He also has an interesting line in videos about Mushrooms, so he may yet singlehandedly be responsible for poisoning the entire state of Washington – as innovative a solution to the Microsoft antitrust suit as you are likely to find. He tells me that this will be followed by another series of videos about "survival first aid" (how to mend a broken leg without a splint), which is presumably to help those who have fallen over after eating his mushrooms.
I spot a cunning masterplan here. Or perhaps I am simply lagglejetted.
"Commitments are to be honoured."
